>Today is First Lady Laura Bush’s birthday. For her birthday I’d like to send her something new, fresh, youthful and energetic: A president named Barack Obama. Laura Bush has a lot of class, and I’m sure she will appreciate it.
Meanwhile, Obama racks up his first election upset of the day: tiny Dixville Notch, N.H. has voted for a Democrat for president for the first time since 1968. Obama won, 15-6.
Remember: if you vote today, you get free Starbucks, Krispy Kreme and Ben & Jerry’s ice cream.