>What Breed Of Liberal Are You?

>I’m an eco-avenger. Take the test:

My Liberal Identity:

You are an Eco-Avenger, also known as an environmentalist or tree hugger. You believe in saving the planet from the clutches of air-fouling, oil-drilling, earth-raping conservative fossil fools.

Take the quiz at www.FightConservatives.com

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12 responses to “>What Breed Of Liberal Are You?

  1. >Apparently, I am a New Left Hipster"You are a New Left Hipster, also known as a MoveOn.org liberal, a Netroots activist, or a Daily Show fanatic. You believe that if we really want to defend American values, conservatives must be exposed, mocked, and assailed for every fanatical, puritanical, warmongering, Constitution-shredding ideal for which they stand."I get something different every time I take this quiz. I believe last time I was a Reality Based Intellectualist. That last question is always the hardest to answer, but I had to go for Haggard, Robinson and Dobson just to see what kind of mess Haggard would cause and because it would screw with them all so much.

  2. >Peace Patroller, here. I took that once before and came out with a different result, but I recall different questions, too. This sort of thing is fun…which tells you a lot about the liberal wonkette's brand of fun. My new year's resolution for the past forty years: get goofier. I think it's finally starting to work for me.

  3. >I'm a "Social Justice Crusader"

  4. >Social Justice Crusader here. And that feels pretty close to right on, bro!Your Liberal Breed: Social Justice CrusaderYou are a Social Justice Crusader, also known as a rights activist. You believe in equality, fairness, and preventing neo-Confederate conservative troglodytes from rolling back fifty years of civil rights gains.I could easily have made different choices on a different day. They are almost all pretty good.Cheers!JzB

  5. >It called me a dirty name (how did they know).

  6. ># Corporate greedmongers—for outsourcing every last American job to Bangalore# FOX News—for fomenting a war with a flashy “March to Civil War” logo and theme music====================I'd have voted for both of those if I could. They go together.You are a Working Class Warrior, also known as a blue-collar Democrat. You believe that the little guy is getting screwed by conservative greed-mongers and corporate criminals, and you’re not going to take it anymore.Not bad for a Yale grad.~

  7. >Reality-Based Intellectualist."You are a Reality-Based Intellectualist, also known as the liberal elite. You are a proud member of what’s known as the reality-based community, where science, reason, and non-Jesus-based thought reign supreme."

  8. >Peace Patroller? Don't I get any credit for hatin' on Bush's Supreme Court picks?I guess I could be a neo-hippie if hippies haven't changed much in the last forty years.

  9. >You are a Working Class Warrior, also known as a blue-collar Democrat. You believe that the little guy is getting screwed by conservative greed-mongers and corporate criminals, and you’re not going to take it anymore.Inaccurate portion in bold; I am in the Green Party. If I'm not going to take it anymore, why am I going to vote for a Democrat?

  10. >My last blue collar job was in the 60s, but it must have been formative. 🙂 Working class warrior.Kickin' corporate butt for 40 years!

  11. >That was fun….I'm a Peace Patroller.

  12. >Wow – I "took" the test, trying to find out what (if any) kind of liberal someone might see me as. I could not in good faith answer any of the BS answers. Guess I'm not liberal… like I didn't know that.