>Another wingnut tries to claim Jesus was a conservative, in fact, “The Perfect Conservative.”
How does he know this? Because:
He helped the poor without one government program. He healed the sick without a government health care system. He feed the hungry without food stamps. And everywhere He went, it turned into a rally, attracting large crowds, and giving them hope, encouragement and inspiration.
For three years He was unemployed, and never collected an unemployment check. Nevertheless, he completed all the work He needed to get done. He didn’t travel by private jet. He walked and sailed, and sometimes traveled on a donkey.
It goes on in this vein. I’ll spare you.
So, the moral of this story? You, too, can succeed in life without the government … if you are the Messiah! The rest of us who are not the Messiah might need some government services at some point. Now fuck off.
This is almost as great as the news that Tea Party Nation founder Judson Phillips wishes to disband the Methodist Church (apparently the denomination’s support of the DREAM Act put him over the edge. Not that it wasn’t a short trip). Glenn Beck has been famously at war against social justice pastors for years. And there’s the hilarious Conservative Bible Project.
Hmm .. as I’ve said, oh, only a hundred thousand times already … but it seems quite a few conservatives have noticed their politics is at odds with their religion … and concluded that it’s their religion which is wrong.