Donald Rumsfeld got groped by TSA agents at Chicago O’Hare, which is pretty funny. On the one hand … y’know, it’s Donald Rumsfeld, former Secretary of Defense, not once but twice. It’s not like he’s gonna take down an airplane, y’know?
On the other hand … it’s Donald Rumsfeld, on whose watch we had Saddam’s non-existent WMD’s and fearmongering about mushroom clouds and Abu Ghraib and “stuff happens” and everything else. He deserves a lot worse than a little groping by TSA agents, like maybe jail? Hello?