TN GOPers Root Out Creeping Sharia In Capitol Bathrooms

Tennessee State legislators Bill Ketron (R-CooCooForCocoaPuffs) and Judd Matheny (R-TinFoilHatsRUS) are still focused like a laser on crazy crap no one really gives a shit about:

Building managers and legislative staffers have sought to reassure some concerned Tennessee lawmakers that recent renovations at the state Capitol did not install special facilities to support Muslim prayer rituals.

The new sink is instead meant to make it easier for custodial staff to fill buckets and clean mops.

Senate Clerk Russell Humphrey said he had been approached by a House and Senate member to inquire about the basin, which replaced a utility sink that had been mounted higher on the wall.

Sen. Bill Ketron of Murfreesboro said he had asked about the change after being approached about it by fellow Republican Rep. Judd Matheny of Tullahoma. Ketron said the answer dispelled any potential concerns, while Matheny denied being involved.

Ha ha ha … Love that Matheny is all like, “Huh? Waddun’t me!”

SO GLAD WE GOT THAT CLEARED UP FOLKS! Now back to your regularly scheduled wackadoodle.

Fer crying out loud … Who in their right mind sees a dang sink and immediately gets all scared about ZOMG ISLAMOFASCISM!? Get some help, guys. Like, of the medicinal sort? Maybe?

I do not want to know what reality looks like to these guys.


Filed under Islam, Islamofascism, Tennessee, Tennessee politics, TNGOP

8 responses to “TN GOPers Root Out Creeping Sharia In Capitol Bathrooms

  1. Ivan Ivanovich Renko

    Who in their right mind …

    Objection. Assumes facts not in evidence.

  2. deep

    These guys would be so easy to troll.

    “Hey Bill… I heard that your new intern is Muslim! Good for you in reaching out to minority groups!” Even if his intern is a kid named O’Brien (or or or!!! something really exotic and French-sounding like DesJarlais)

  3. Huh ? they thought it was something Muslim? The sink, I mean? All public bathrooms have that, I think…. that;’s for the cleaners’ and janitors’ use. Oh, my word. * raises hands in defeat*

  4. Your TN Rethugs are amusingly idiotic.
    Here in MI, they’re just mean.


    • Oh JazzBumpa, they’re not just idiotic here, they’re mean as hell but they talk nice.

      • Point taken. Come to think of it, meanness might be a requirement to be a republican. This doesn’t apply to the actual voters, many of whom are really wonderful people, but to the pols, who are uniformly rats.


  5. satai

    So much for being “focused on a laser” on jobs. So what if Scott County has over 20% official unemployment?

  6. gene108

    I hope he realizes, when you do ritual purification, you don’t usually do it in the same room, where people go number one and two.

    Even in the olden days, when all the old timey religions got their rituals on, folks figured out being clean and proximity to where you go number one and two wasn’t going to work.

    Maybe the next time they renovate the bathrooms, we should ask, if any new basins are actually secret baptismal fonts?