Pulitzer Prize-winning author Cormac McCarthy’s ex-wife was arrested after allegedly threatening her boyfriend with a gun that she pulled out of a very unlikely place.
According to a police report, Jennifer McCarthy of Santa Fe, N.M. was arguing with her boyfriend over space aliens when things became so heated, she pulled a gun out of her vagina and pointed it at his head. McCarthy’s boyfriend was able to wrestle the weapon away from her, threw it in the toilet and then later moved the gun to the trash outside. The Albuquerque Journal reported that McCarthy was wearing lingerie at the time of the assault.
McCarthy was charged with aggravated assault on a household member.
What. the. fuck. And now I believe it’s time to guzzle bleach.
[UPDATE]: mug shot, here.