D’Nesh D’Souza’s Very Bad No Good Year

God I almost feel sorry for the guy except, y’know, he’s a pseudo-intellectual dick, so I don’t:

Conservative commentator, author Dinesh D’Souza indicted

(CNN) – Conservative commentator and author Dinesh D’Souza has been indicted by a federal grand jury on charges of making illegal contributions to a U.S. Senate campaign.

D’Souza allegedly made and arranged $20,000 in campaign donations to an unnamed campaign in 2012 and then reimbursed those who were directed to make contributions, according to the charges handed up in New York City.

Oh, woopsies. The New York Times report indicates the candidate in question was Wendy Long, New York’s Republican candidate for U.S. Senate who lost to Democrat Kirsten Gillibrand. Apparently D’Souza and Long went to Dartmouth together.

Not too long ago D’Souza was a very prominent conservative columnist and author, affiliated with such notable right-wing outfits as the American Enterprise Institute, the Hoover Institute, and National Review Online. He authored numerous books with juicy titles: stuff like The Roots of Obama’s Rage, Obama’s America: Unmaking the American Dream, The Enemy At Home: The Cultural Left and Its Responsibility for 9/11, Ronald Reagan: How An Ordinary Man Became an Extraordinary Leader and The Virtue of Prosperity (those five titles alone summarize the entirety of conservative thought, don’t you think?). He was also the guy who brought us that anti-Obama “documentary” “2016: Obama’s America,” which peddled conspiracy BS right before the election.

D’Souza was also an outspoken cultural and religious conservative, and president of King’s College, a private Christian college in New York City. A little over a year ago he got busted traveling with a woman who was not his wife — to be fair, D’Souza and his wife were divorcing and the other woman was his fiancee. But Christian colleges frown on such shenanigans and he got axed.

That was October 2012. Things just haven’t gone his way since.


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9 responses to “D’Nesh D’Souza’s Very Bad No Good Year

  1. Him and BobbyPi Jindal were the GOP’s Great (almost) White Hopes not too long ago. I can’t work up a lot of sympathy for anyone who’s made their life about lying and hurting other people so’s they can make lots of moolah.

  2. Another great man undone by a woman who couldn’t control her libido.

    • Women can’t have orgazmz, why would they have libido? No, it’s more like a great man undone by the liberal MSM who spied on him in his private life, breaking privacy laws and…I’m sorry? he checked into a hotel at a conference with a lady who wasn’t his like, totes, KKKristian wife? Um, I’m sure that there’s a good explantion.

      Oh, here it is:

      “to be fair, D’Souza and his wife were divorcing and the other woman was his fiancee. But Christian colleges frown on such shenanigans and he got axed.”

      Whoops, apparently not.

      The divorce wasn’t filed until about a week after the conference; looks like D’ouchebag was Randpauling.

  3. @Mike G:

    BOTH of them were still married.

  4. Bitter Scribe

    Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy. Remember his tweet taunting Obama as “grown-up Trayvon”? Hey, douchebag, Trayvon Martin never got to grow up.

    • { applause }

      Yeah D’Nesh was the dude who cooked up that half-baked theory about Obama hating colonialism and that’s why he hates white people or some such shit….