Hillary’s Head Injury Glasses

Karl Rove opened his yap and some stupid fell out and we’re all supposed to be shocked? No one is shocked, certainly not the Big Dog:

Former president Clinton obliterated the former Bush’s brain. Clinton said, “I got to give him credit, you know that embodies that old saying, ‘Consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.’First they say she faked her concussion, now they say she’s auditioning for a part on The Walking Dead. She works out every week, she is strong, she’s doing great. As far as I can tell she’s in better shape than I am now…I was sort of dumbfounded. You can’t get too upset about it — it’s just the beginning, they’ll get better and better at it. I’m still waiting for them to admit there was nothing in White Water.”

Of course they’ll get better at it. They’re still trying to find something in #Benghazzzzziiii, too. I’m sure in about six months we’ll see the Regnery Publishing start churning out its Jerome Corsi-penned Benghazi exposes (yours free with your subscription to WingNut Daily!).

It’s unbelievable to me that the news media is even bothering to play along. Look, folks. Let me make it real simple for you: when Karl Rove starts trying to delegitimize the presumptive Democratic nominee with a crackpot conspiracy theory, this tells you everything you need to know about every single conspiracy furball the right has ever coughed up about the Clintons, President Obama, etc. Because much as the establishment Republican Party would like to pretend that birtherism, FEMA camps, Clinton’s serial rapist past, John Kerry’s Vietnam War record, etc. are all promulgated by some fringe on the extreme right (that they have nothing to do with!), clearly it’s all been coordinated from the heart of the GOP.

Karl Rove just tipped his hand because he forgot we live in an age where there are no secrets anymore. They’re trying to delegitimize any Hillary Clinton candidacy/presidency based on a weird conspiracy theory that they’ve just started.

Let the chain emails to Aunt Edna and Uncle Elmer fly.


Filed under 2016 Presidential Election, conspiracy theory, Hillary Clinton, Karl Rove, Republican Party

10 responses to “Hillary’s Head Injury Glasses

  1. ssgmarkcr

    SB, I have to agree with you on the stupidity of this issue. It just speaks to the depths some will stoop to gain some imagined advantage in a political race. Pretty much every president has had some sort of physical malady during their tenure in office. Its part of being human, and why there is a vice president.
    And she in no way holds a candle in regards to embarrassing physical problems, that honor would likely go to Bush 1 with the infamous vomiting on the Japanese Prime Minister event in 1992.

  2. Kathleen

    The news media plays along with every Rethug faux scandal. Good for Clinton for calling it out. And he didn’t mince words.

  3. GregH

    That old GOP saw, “Never waste a good Turd Blossom” comes to mind. Is it too late for him to mention that Clinton had Huma Abedin – a well-known Muslim Communist terrorist with many ties to the Muslim Brotherhood – working as her aide at the State Department at the same time as the Benghazi attack? Coincidence? /s

  4. CB

    A little goodie from Mike Luckovich, for your viewing pleasure. 🙂

  5. Bitter Scribe

    For me, the best moment was when Rove was confronted–on Fox News!–and said, “I never said she had a brain injury.”

    No, asswipe, you just said she had glasses associated with a brain injury. Why, that’s not even in the ballpark.

    Between this and the “it’s too early to call Ohio” fiasco, do you think the romance between Fox and Rove might cool a bit?

  6. Fact: “Hilary” has six letters. Fact: “Zombie” has six letters. Coincidence, or unified Theory for everything bad that has happened since Eisenhower left office. Only a Lib can’t see it .