I’ve been way too busy this week to do my usual perusal of local news reports. Still, we have one accidental shooting this week — this one a fatality.
• September 22, 2014:
The only thing that can stop a bad guy with stolen guns is a woman with a couple of vases, apparently:
Authorities said a woman in East Brainerd slugged a man with two vases after he had walked in their house and attacked her husband.
The sheriff’s office said Joshua Aaron Mills had a short time earlier in the Wednesday incident walked into another house on the same street. They said he walked upstairs and stole $5,700 worth of guns.
Mills, 22, of 2421 Quail Nest Circle, is charged with two counts of aggravated burglary, theft and assault.
Walter Pryor Jr., another resident of Quail Nest Circle, said he had two construction workers inside his residence when a man wearing a gray shirt and brown shirts walked in and asked them about a job. They said the man, who identified himself as Josh Mills, proceeded to walk upstairs.
The workers a few minutes later saw the man jump down with several plastic gun cases and begin running toward some woods.
The guy proceeded to walk into another house in the street where a woman conked him on the head with a vase.
By the way, who leaves gun cases lying around when you’re having construction done on your house? Also, doesn’t the fact that guns are so often stolen from private residences negate the right-wing belief that criminals stay away from homes with guns? So much fail.
• September 20, 2014:
• September 19, 2014:
Today in armed society/polite society: An argument between a man and his girlfriend led to the girlfriend’s sister being shot:
Investigators say the man, who lived at the home, got into an argument with his girlfriend. The girlfriend called her sister who came to the house.
When she arrived, police say Cook and the man got into an argument. Cook pulled a gun, the man armed himself and both of them fired shots.
The man was injured, the girlfriend’s sister was killed. Brilliant.