Congratulations, Tiffany Segule! You Are Our 2nd Amendment Hero Du Jour!

Proving that no good deed goes unpunished, a man trying to bring his wife breakfast in bed got shot in the chest for his trouble:

WTVD reported that 27-year-old Tiffany Segule shot and injured 28-year-old Fort Bragg soldier Zia Segule at their home Friday morning in Fayetteville.

Officials said Zia Segule returned to the home unannounced shortly after 10 a.m. to surprise his wife with breakfast.

The alarm sounded and the wife shot her husband through their closed bedroom door, thinking he was an intruder, according to Fayetteville police.

Police said her husband had entered through the front door, but it’s unclear whether he ever announced himself or tried to turn off the alarm.

Paging Oscar Pistorious! I’m sorry but what kind of moron just shoots through a closed door? You have to be wound awfully tight to show such bad judgement. Idiot.


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8 responses to “Congratulations, Tiffany Segule! You Are Our 2nd Amendment Hero Du Jour!

  1. Shutter

    Seems plausible… sort of. Also seems plausible he thought his wife was cheating on him and he sneaked in the house to check up on her.

    Either way, its a win-win for the NRA as the story will be ‘armed housewife shoots intruder’ (overlooking the fact it was hubby who took the round).

    • truthiness

      Not plausible at all when she could have fired a warning shot at the top of the door and yelled “who’s there?”
      She is either unstable or did it on purpose.

  2. I’m sorry but what kind of moron just shoots through a closed door?

    A terrified one. These people are scared all the time, so they get guns because they think being armed will let them be less scared of the world.

  3. greennotGreen

    The linked article says she “accidentally” shot her husband. Did she or did she not intend to pull the trigger? Did she or did she not intend to shoot through a closed door? If she intended to pull the trigger and to shoot through a closed door, how is this an accident?

  4. Wow. Shoot before even asking, “Who’s that?” What a buffoon. Oh, wait. I repeat myself, because all people who have guns in their beds are buffoons.

  5. Seeker

    Welp, clearly it’s time to ban breakfasts. Guns don’t kill people–breakfasts kill people. Also, dogs, toddlers, infants, and toilets (have many times have we read about someone taking their pants down in the bathroom and shooting themselves?)

  6. democommie

    “Zia”? as in, like, Mohammed Ziz Ul Haq, former Pakistani president-for-life/dictator-till-he-pissed-off-his-base? Well, there you have it; he was a terrarist!

    I’m thinking about buying a bunch-o-gunz and shootin’ at people who look like they might be dangero–oh, wait, no, I’m not.