Congratulations, Unidentified OH Man! You’re Our 2nd Amendment Hero Du Jour

Brilliant:

FAIRFIELD TWP. — A man suffered minor injuries when he accidentally shot himself Tuesday at the Chick-Fil-A at Bridgewater Falls, township police said.

The 45-year-old man, whom police did not name, was pulling his pants up in the restroom at about 2 p.m. when the gun accidentally discharged and the bullet grazed his leg, said Sgt. Jim Souhrada. The man had a concealed carry license to carry the Glock pistol, which did not have a safety, he said.

The man walked out of the restaurant under his own power and was taken to West Chester Hospital as a precaution, Sourhada said, adding that no charges will be pressed.

These are the safest, most responsible citizens ever, don’t forget. So pressing charges for being an idiot who can’t take a dump without firing his gun would be wrong. And these are the people our state legislature want protecting us poor, defenseless citizens in restaurants and in parks and playgrounds.

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8 responses to “Congratulations, Unidentified OH Man! You’re Our 2nd Amendment Hero Du Jour

  1. SiubhanDuinne

    And these are the people our state legislature want protecting us poor, defenseless citizens in restaurants and in parks and playgrounds…

    …and churches and schools and malls and libraries….

  2. West Chester, OH…..that is BOEHNER’S neck of the woods. THAT should tell ya something right there…….

  3. Kathleen

    Too much delicious fail – to shoot one’e self while taking a dump at Chick-Fil-A in Boehnerburg. I think there’s a country song in there somewhere.

  4. Elsewhere, an open carrier is robbed of his pistol by – a guy with a pistol: http://bluenationreview.com/carrying-gun-oh-wait/

  5. In what kind of world is it that I made an illegal right turn on red and I was charged $250 because I was so unsafe, yet someone in public discharging a handgun accidentally is not dangerous enough to even get a warning?