Another of our safest, most responsible citizens evah responsibly forgot their gun in a most responsible way. Hilarity ensued:
NORTH ROYALTON, Ohio — North Royalton High School and Middle School were temporarily locked down on Friday morning after a holstered handgun was discovered on the bumper of a car in the high school parking lot.
Police discovered that the gun belonged to a student’s father, Det. Dave Loeding said. The father left the gun on the bumper of the car and the student — who didn’t know the weapon was on the car — drove the car to school, Loeding said.
The father, who has a concealed handgun license, took full responsibility for the accident and will not be charged, Loeding said.
Not sure when your concealed handgun license became a get out of jail free card for your irresponsible behavior. In a perfect world if you do something stupid like leave a gun lying on your kid’s car bumper like it’s a goddamn ShamWow you’d lose your gun permit for being an irresponsible dumbass.
But we don’t because Reasons.