I’m not sure which one surprises me more: that this guy was vacuuming, or that he was vacuuming with a gun. I mean, Mr. Beale had me pretty convinced that if a man touches a vacuum cleaner, his penis falls off.
GREENWOOD, La. (KTBS) – A Greenwood man ended up at the hospital after he accidentally shot himself while cleaning house.
The man was wearing a small pistol while he vacuumed his home on Blue Nole Road this afternoon when the gun went off.
The bullet went through the right side of the man’s body.
He was taken to University Health for treatment, police said.
What. The. Fuck.
5 responses to “Congratulations, Unidentified LA Man! You’re Our 2nd Amendment Hero Du Jour”
Well, since vacuuming could have made his penis fall off, he needed the gun to compensate for the possible loss.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
That’s just stupid. Nobody was ever shot whilst vacuuming!
I think this story works in Mr. Beale’s favor. I mean this guy was vacuuming and his penis almost got shot off…
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