I’m not sure which one surprises me more: that this guy was vacuuming, or that he was vacuuming with a gun. I mean, Mr. Beale had me pretty convinced that if a man touches a vacuum cleaner, his penis falls off.
GREENWOOD, La. (KTBS) – A Greenwood man ended up at the hospital after he accidentally shot himself while cleaning house.
The man was wearing a small pistol while he vacuumed his home on Blue Nole Road this afternoon when the gun went off.
The bullet went through the right side of the man’s body.
He was taken to University Health for treatment, police said.
What. The. Fuck.