Did you watch the Oscars last night and see John Travolta mangle Idina Menzel’s name? Now you wacky kids on the internets with too much time on your hands have created this fun game, Travoltify Your Name. Mine is Stephen Bezeel.
In other news, here’s your bloggess with John Travolta hissownself, along with my mom and my best friend at the time. I think I was around 16 years old:
I could watch this video for hours:
I mean, it’s got everything. Cats. Moar Cats. Bouncing balls.
I wondered how long it would take for Cat A to destroy this toy. And then, What’s the little guy behind the shower curtain doing? Trying to play with the toy but knowing he can’t because Big Guy has bogarted the bouncing balls.
Hilarious. Oh and clearly Maine Coons. They are the bestests.
Enjoy. This chick is something of an internet sensation for her acid flashback videos. Some might say they are best enjoyed with the sound off.
Best unofficial state tourism video EVER:
The UC Davis pepper spray incident has spawned a lot of hilarity (check out the “fun with Photoshop” gallery over at Wired, where this Edvard Munch image came from). But one of my favorites are these bogus customer reviews for pepper spray over at Amazon.com:
149 of 153 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars Product Warnng: This procuct multiplies protesters
I casually used this product to try to disperse a small band of non-violent campers who had locked their arms together. Although initially it seemed to be effective, it took two applications! The worst part is that the next day they multiplied exponentially! Now what?
One positive outcome, I did receive a paid vacation for my efforts.
Hilarious! Here’s another:
28 of 28 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Tastes like heaven, feels like angels :-), November 22, 2011
By Juanpi – See all my reviews
WOW. After being pepper sprayed by this sensuous essence, I’m not sure I ever want to be pepper sprayed by any other brand ever again. Seriously, the smoky chipotle combines perfectly with the subtle “spray” flavors. Really, an excellent and delicious tool for capitalist repression. Don’t commit police brutality without it.
Sometimes you’ve gotta laugh, or you’ll cry. If you are crying, let’s hope it’s not because you just got a faceful of Defense Technology 56895.
It’s so much funnier with the death-metal soundtrack.
I’m sorry, two posts in one day from me … but I just had to share this video of a young penguin
at the South Pole literally dancing for joy in the snow. What a wonderful way to start the New Year! Maybe the little guy was worried about global warming:
(Via Daily Mail.)
>Juvenile bedbugs have been found in the Ronald Reagan Building in Washington, D.C. Who says God doesn’t have a sense of humor?
And the Tweet of the day is:
>I’m an eco-avenger. Take the test:
You are an Eco-Avenger, also known as an environmentalist or tree hugger. You believe in saving the planet from the clutches of air-fouling, oil-drilling, earth-raping conservative fossil fools.
>I friendly little Public Service Announcement from
Socialists Aquarians who care:
>God I love the Italians. This just cracked me up.