Donald Trump’s former butler is apparently a racist sack of shit. That’s about par for the course. But, you know, setting aside for a moment that he’s a despicable racist, can we talk for a second about how Donald Trump has a fucking butler?
Sorry, but I’m so old, I remember when John Kerry was mocked as an out of touch elitist for windsurfing and drinking green tea. Joe Biden’s great sin was wearing French cuffs on his shirts. Obama doesn’t connect because he wouldn’t eat at Applebee’s and then there was that weird Dijon mustard on the burger imbroglio.
Donald Trump has a fucking butler, you guys. How do our glorious pundits and political observers of all political stripes disqualify Democrats as being “out of touch” for French cuffs, Dijon mustard and windsurfing, but Donald Trump has a fucking butler, you guys and he’s still a “populist” candidate?
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Southern Beale 
And of course the REAL story is that this goon had publicly announced that he wanted someone to KILL President Obama. It used to be that if anyone threatened another person’s life, that was a felony. But this was before all the gun supporters took over our laws, rules, regulations, and civility and common sense. I think I saw that this ass is STILL working for Trump but has another job title. That doesn’t make him less guilty of threatening the life of the President.
Remember when The Dixie Chicks got death threats and stalkers for saying they were embarrassed the president of the USA was from their state?
Not just a butler. A “longtime” butler.
Although this mustachioed, foul-mouthed abomination in a bespoke suit might be in charge of Dirty Donald’s wine-cellar, pantry and dining-room, and who knows, maybe junior staff (?),there is no way he is a true butler. Think of Mr Hudson of “Upstairs, downstairs, Mr Carson or even Alfred, butler to Batman in popular culture and you form an idea of the level of discretion, quiet restraint, invisibility and rectitude required to fulfill this important house-hold function in homes of the elite. It seems der Drumpf chose an obnoxious piece of crap about as charming as he is, but a butler in the time-honoured, true british sense of the word, he most decidedly is not! It does make me wonder though, does Donald’s sense of self-importance and need for ostentatious pomp extend to footmen, valet, and the whole brit regalia? Are we about to see the pretentious stirrings of a newly minted American “royalty”? God I hope not!
I’m thinking that he helps Donald get dressed and make his bed. Keep his bathroom tidy and ready to go. See to his shirts and pants. Order the servants around. I can’t really picture Donald actually sleeping with a woman night after night.
(I’m not saying a girlfriend or wife should take the place of a butler.)
But how many women would tolerate a personal butler in their boudoir?
A few months ago, I visited friends in West Palm Beach. They gave me the nickel tour, including Mar-a-Largo in Palm Beach, which we got pretty close to. Talk about it being a whole different universe….my first thought was, “No WAY this jerk is going to care about the average working stiff in this country…no way.” As we stood on the opposite side of the canal by his compound, we actually saw him pass by us, in a motorcade of black SUV’s, heading for the airport, the day after one of primary wins. Traffic had backed up, ahead, due to a stalled car on a small causeway bridge. We’re thinking that Trump probably noticed us and thought, “These are my people.” No Donald…we are anything but. I then had my friends take me to the front entrance of his international golf course in West Palm, whereupon my buddy took a photo of me mooning the big entry sign, there. (Okay, I didn’t drop my drawers for this, but I did assume the position!) Minutes later, we saw his private get ascending, from the nearby airport. The problem with Trump is that he’s incapable of acknowledging to himself just how many people despise him…let alone whether he frets over that. He will, come November.
Yeah, Larry. He is an empty shell of a human and apparently is teaching his spoiled children to NOT CARE about anyone or anything except themselves. But we who DO care about all the entities he hates will be Getting out the Vote….here in Tennessee where our GOP caucus have ALL climbed on his train of shame. And we have many great new Democrats who are running to replace the fools. Decent people who used to be Republicans have said to us…”we will not join Trump”. And all the Koch brothers money and AFP, and Beacon Center money WILL NOT BUY OUR votes.