Idiot got his concealed-carry after serving in the military in Africa. Dude needs a map, not a gun permit. You’re not in fucking Africa, you’re in Salina, Kansas, moron!
He also doesn’t think he was negligent for pocket-carrying without a holster. Sheer genius, right?
A concealed-carrier shot himself in the leg in the middle of a movie last night:
Heather Myers, of Lindsborg, said she and her fiance had gotten a baby sitter for their three children and went to see “Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials” at the Central Mall cinema on a date night. About 45 minutes into the movie, she said, there was suddenly a loud boom about three rows in front of them.
She said a man yelled, “Oh, my God! I just shot myself! I just got my concealed carry.”
She said everybody jumped up, and somebody screamed, “Call 911!”
Brilliant. Now we can’t even go to the movies because of these idiots.
Of course, with the spate of movie theater mass shootings these past few years, more and more yahoos want to carry into the multiplex. It’s not exactly the best idea: ask this off-duty Florida cop, who left his gun in the movie theater bathroom, or this Memphis man who failed to follow a theater’s “no firearms” policy. This Salina CCW holder was asked to leave a movie theater after customers complained.
This part of the story cracked me up:
Myers said theater employees offered moviegoers the choice of waiting until the theater was cleaned up so the movie could resume or receiving vouchers for a free movie another time.
I can almost hear it now: “The movie shall resume as soon as we mop up all the blood.”
Welcome to the NRA’s America.