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Congratulations, Christopher A. Reed! You’re Our 2nd Amendment Hero Du Jour

That didn’t take long:

Civilian guards ordered to leave shopping center after one accidentally fires rifle

LANCASTER, Ohio — The armed civilians who have been guarding a military recruitment center here are gone, ordered off the property after one of them accidentally discharged his rifle on Thursday.

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One of them has been charged with a misdemeanor after he accidentally fired his AR-15 rifle. Someone from the recruiting center at 1530 River Valley Blvd. flagged down an officer at 12:01 p.m. to report the incident, Lt. Shane Wilson said.

The shopping-center owner issued a statement saying it was decided that “for the safety of tenants, customers and construction personnel working in the immediate vicinity of the Military Recruiting Center, it would be best to request the removal of the armed individuals.”

Christopher A. Reed, 28, of Lancaster, was charged with discharging a firearm in the city limits, and was issued a summons to appear in Fairfield County Municipal Court on Tuesday, according to the police incident report.

Reed told police that he was holding his rifle outside the recruitment center when someone asked if he could take a look at it. Reed agreed, and while he was trying to clear the ammunition from the weapon, he accidentally fired one shot into the asphalt pavement.

The only damage was a hole in the pavement. The rifle was taken from Reed pending his appearance in court, the incident report says.

Conviction on the fourth-degree misdemeanor is punishable by a maximum of 30 days in jail.

Reed was convicted of the same offense in 2013, and was fined $50, court records show.

Score one for our safest, most responsible evah! Clearly that $50 fine from his last incident was a deterrent! /sarcasm

Go to the link where you can read about how our 2nd Amendment Hero is “nobody special,” just an average guy with no training whatsoever “doing my job because my own government wouldn’t do it.”

Um, yeah, I’ll pass, you fucking klutz.

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Well-Regulated Militia

What could possibly go wrong?

Is teen’s homemade “flying gun” illegal?

A video showing a controversial “flying gun” is raising new concerns among law enforcement agencies about potential threats from drones, but the Connecticut teenager who built the device may not have violated any laws, reports CBS News correspondent Mark Albert.

Austin Haughwout, an 18-year-old college sophomore, successfully built what is thought to be among the first armed civilian drones, and filmed the device flying on his family’s property.

The armed drone was a wake-up call for law enforcement, including the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives (ATF). Despite their strong public safety concerns, the agency told “CBS This Morning” there appears to be nothing illegal about it, and they admit they have no way to prevent the next one.

The lightweight drone features a mounted semi-automatic handgun and is just over two feet long.

The video shows the gun being fired four times, and the drone is able to recover from the firearm’s recoil to remain in flight.

Law enforcement people are calling this a case of the law not keeping up with the technology. This may very well be true. But let’s face it: your modern NRAer focuses more on the “shall not be infringed” part of the Second Amendment than on the “well-regulated” part. Flying guns? Fuck, yeah! Gun humpers are going to claim this all part of their Constitutional rights and also, hunting, etc. etc. Sure as the sun rises in the east. I mean, these are the idiots who allowed the blind to have gun permits.

So yeah, something else to look forward to.

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Support The Troops

[see update below}

Across Tennessee (and, indeed, around the country) “armed volunteers” have taken it upon themselves to stand guard over military recruiting stations.

People, there are no two words in the English language which strike more fear in my heart than “armed volunteers.” This is a recipe for disaster. But they’re so cute, you guys:

“We’re here to serve and protect,” Clint Janney said Tuesday, wearing a Taurus 9mm handgun as he stood in a parking lot across from a recruiting center on the west side of Columbus. “What the government won’t do, we will do.”

Ahh ….. and, no. “Serve and protect,” now isn’t that the motto of law enforcement? Go to the police academy if you want to “serve and protect,” you narcissistic paranoiac.

I absolutely adore how this story is playing into all of the hero fantasies of the gun humpers, though. Here they come to save the day! The gummint has failed — but they never will!

Roll tape: “In a world, where Islamofacsist terrorists lurk behind every bush and shrub, and the local strip mall has become a battlefield .. one brave patriot stands on guardFOR FREEDOM!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

You have to know that the only reason our gun loons are doing this is because the Chattanooga shooter was Muslim. I don’t recall the case of Christopher Clark Farrar generating anything close to the same attention or media interest. I certainly don’t recall any of our safest, most responsible citizens evah vowing to stand on guard outside black churches after Dylann Roof went apeshit, do you? Oh but nooo that was an isolated incident!

Meanwhile, the gun humpers stand by their MOAR GUNZ! solution to this mass shooting disease America has contracted, which is their only solution every time there’s a gun tragedy. Guns don’t kill people, people kill people, and yet the only way we can stop mass shootings is with more guns because guns don’t kill people … erm, the circular logic hurts my head.

Going completely ignored by the news media is that fact that not less than 24 hours after the Chattanooga shootings, a Navy recruiter in guns-everywhere Georgia brought his gun to work and promptly shot himself in the leg with it. You’d think as we “debate” the common sense of having armed recruiters in civilian strip malls that might get mentioned, but, nope! And buried at the very end of a long CBS This Morning piece on this story came the information that there was, in fact, an armed person at the Chattanooga military base where all those people were shot. You’d think that would be mentioned a little more prominently in this “debate” but again, no.

Anyway, I eagerly await the moment one of these Barney Fifes passes out in the 90+ degree heat and narrowly misses shooting some mom and her toddler leaving the local Walmart.

[UPDATE] :

Hmm. Evidently MOAR GUNZ is not, in fact, the answer. Imagine that:

A report distributed among senior Navy leaders during the shooting’s aftermath said Lt. Cmdr. Timothy White, the support center’s commanding officer, used his personal firearm to engage Abdulazeez, Navy Times confirmed with four separate sources. A Navy official also confirmed a Washington Post report indicating one of the slain Marines may have been carrying a 9mm Glock and possibly returned fire on the gunman.

So not one but two of the military personnel at the Chattanooga base where five people were killed were armed. Didn’t help, did it?

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Congratulations Steven Franklin! You’re Our 2nd Amendment Hero Du Jour

Another of our safest, most responsible citizens evah strikes again:

COVINGTON, KENTUCKY (FOX19) – A man accidentally shot himself when he sat down with a gun in his pocket Sunday, according to Covington Police.

Police found Steven Franklin, 18, suffering from a gunshot wound when they responded to the 1800 block of Eastern Avenue around 7:30 p.m.

He was transported to University of Cincinnati Medical Center with non-life threatening injuries.

After an investigation, officials determined the shooting to be accidental.

“Evidence suggests that the victim was carrying a loaded .22 revolver in his pocket that discharged when he sat down,” read a Covington Police statement released on Monday.

Totally unavoidable!

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Congratulations, Roy Clyde! You’re Our 2nd Amendment Hero Du Jour

Wyoming parks employee who said he was “tired of cleaning up after the homeless” decided to do the responsible thing: he took his gun and opened fire on an alcohol detox facility. Hey, whateves, made sense to him:

RIVERTON, Wyo. (AP) – A Wyoming man accused of opening fire at an alcohol detoxification center, killing one man and wounding another, is a parks employee who said he targeted the facility because he was tired of cleaning up after the homeless population, police said Monday.

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Murphy said Clyde told investigators that homeless people were using city parks as a sewer. “And basically he was angry at that, and that’s what precipitated him to go and do this violent act,” Murphy said.

“It was strictly homeless people,” he said. “He was angry about the homeless population.”

Murphy said there has been public concern about the homeless situation in Riverton.

“I don’t think it’s any secret that we have an intoxication problem, and a homeless problem,” he said. “It’s been brought up in several open meetings, public meetings.”

So you open fire on the facility that is getting people sober so they won’t be homeless? Just another responsible gun owner doing his duty, I guess.

Slow clap, Murrica.

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Isn’t It Ironic?

[UPDATE]:

That didn’t take long:

Man accidentally shoots self at military recruiting office

GAINESVILLE, GA (CBS46) – A Navy recruiter is recovering in the hospital after accidentally shooting himself with his personal weapon that he brought to work Friday morning.

Gainsville Police said he accidentally shot himself in the upper thigh. No one else was injured.

The incident happened at a military recruiting office on Dawsonville Highway.

In guns=everywhere Georgia, one of our safest, most responsible citizens evah decides to ignore the ban, and the predictable happens. Not even 24 hours after the shootings in Chattanooga, too.

So very predictable.

Hey, assholes: more guns is not the answer!
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Isn’t it ironic that on the very same day a jury found James Holmes guilty of murder in the Aurora, CO mass shooting, Dylann Roof had his preliminary hearing in the Charleston mass shooting? And on that very same day we had yet another mass shooting?

Ironic? Umm, actually, no. Just simple arithmetic. That’s how many mass shootings we have in America these days.

We’ve got a problem. What are we going to do about it?

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Congratulations, Jeffrey Odell! You’re Our 2nd Amendment Hero Du Jour

Another of our safest, most responsible citizens evah! Two innocent bystanders were shot — one a six-year-old boy:

Russell said Jeffrey Odell was showing two handguns, a revolver and a Glock 30 .45 caliber semiautomatic, to Anil Gupta. This was reportedly Gupta’s first time to hold a handgun. He allegedly pulled the trigger to the Glock several times before returning it to Odell, who put the magazine back in the weapon. Apparently Odell became distracted but he handed the weapon back to Gupta who didn’t know it was now loaded and pulled the trigger again with the gun discharging, striking both victims.

Ta da!

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